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Saturday January 18, 2025


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  1. I have a feeling my check liver light will come on this weekend
  2. Alright, I admit it. Sometimes when I wave my hands in the air, I actually do care.
  3. If you could have all of Bill Gates` money or world peace, what colour would your Lamborghini be?
  4. The only yoga stretch I’ve perfected is the yawn.
  5. My wife is amazing in bed. She can fall asleep immediately no matter how loud the TV is on.
  6. My internet is so slow, it`s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them in person.
  7. I quit my job and handed in my badge and gun to my boss, he said, why do you have a gun? You work at McDonald’s.
  8. Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.
  9. I want my tombstone to say "It didn`t make me stronger."
  10. When I asked if you had protection, pepper spray isn’t what I meant.
  11. I asked him about his weekend, but apparently what happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness.
  12. I`m reaching the point where I really hope it`s not possible to be annoyed to death.
  13. Liven up any boring conversation by telling people you have a glass eye and then watch them try and figure out which one it is.
  14. Today I think I`ll send out texts saying "Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again?" ...JUST to see how many responses I will get. ;)




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