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My girlfriend thinks I`m a stalker. ..well, she`s not exactly my girlfriend yet..
Apparently I pack an apple in my 5 year old`s lunch so it can get out of the house for a few hours.
You women may be surprised to learn that making us sleep on the couch isn`t that bad. It`s kinda manly, makes us feel like we are camping......with a really angry bear nearby.
Buying new Nikes, call that soul searching
Got interrupted downloading the new version of iTunes by a pop up that asked if I wanted to download the even newer version of iTunes.
"Cannot connect to network. Reset your wireless router." "Umm, okay, but what if my router is in my neighbour`s house? Should I call him?"
Why are there never any good side effects. Just once, I’d like to read a medication bottle that says “May Cause Multiple Orgasms”
Of all the lies I`ve told in my life, "Just kidding" is my favorite.
I watched my first porn movie today. I looked so much younger back then...
I`m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
There should be a law requiring you to explain what gluten is before you’re allowed to complain about it.
I`m just 1 nap, 8 beers, 2 orgasms and my own personal robot away from this being the best day ever.
I’m on a forgotten-name basis with quite a lot of people.