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Saturday January 18, 2025


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  1. Can`t wait for Daylight Saving Time to end this weekend so the clock in my car will have the correct time.
  2. Life is too short to be angry and hold grudges. Just slap them in the face and move on!
  3. Anything is possible when you have no clue what you`re talking about
  4. Do you ever go on youtube just to watch a music video then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe?
  5. Have we considered putting Scooby Doo and the gang on the Malaysian airplane caper?
  6. I`m selling my browser history on eBay before the government does.
  7. I had cheese, but no crackers ... I was cracka-lackin
  8. I hope these environmentally friendly toilets save at least 3x the water because that’s how many times I need to flush.
  9. Game of Thrones is exciting, but I think it`s important to remember that these people are fighting over a chair
  10. A fun part of your 40s is waking up thinking you`re hungover, and then remembering, nope, this is just how my body feels now.
  11. Nothing is better than seeing your ex with someone uglier than you!
  12. It`s not that I like watching midget porn, it`s just that my phone screen is too small to watch regular porn.
  13. Kim and Kanye have been married WAY longer then I expected.
  14. A company has announced a new service where you carpool with strangers. It`s a new cutting-edge technology called "taking the bus."




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