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1. If you take Viagra with iron supplements it will cause you spin around and point North.
   
2. I`m a huge fan of screaming "You`re welcome" really loud when people don`t say thank you...
   
3. Forget the hero part, I just like the fact that Batman punches clowns.
   
4. I’m giving co-workers the silent treatment by sending them blank emails.
   
5. I`m getting really tired of being really tired of stuff.
   
6. Ugh, I have an ingrown hair and it really hurts. This sounds like a job for medical marijuana.
   
7. Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.
   
8. Don’t run with scissors — unless you’re stealing scissors, of course. If so, run. Run like the wind scissor thief!
   
9. So bored at work I can`t even think of something to goggle
   
10. Cop: Are you on drugs? Me: Why would I sit on drugs? Cop: Have you taken any? Me: Taken them where? Cop: I meant used drugs Me: I prefer new
    
11. I like to go to the bathroom with the door open, because it keeps other people from getting onto the elevator with me.
    
12. It makes me sad that the closest I`ll ever get to `hulking out` is splitting my trousers when I bend over.
    
13. She’s thinking about having beer pong at her reception… that’s walking a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
    
14. The man who created the Thesaurus has died. He`ll be fondly remembered, commemorated, memorialized, recalled and recollected.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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