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1. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish my ex wife would die ... That`s as far as I got.
   
2. I`m not bothered if someone likes me or Not. Even Angels are hated by Demons.
   
3. My door is always open. So please feel free to leave.
   
4. Why do the people with the most annoying voices always appear to have the worst case of verbal diarrheal??!!
   
5. That awkward moment when you realize this year is just going to be filled with morons talking about the end of the world the whole time.
   
6. Don`t blame the holidays, you were fat in August.
   
7. I`m not lazy. I`m just highly motivated to not do anything.
   
8. I don`t always get to drink free beer... But I just happen to know my neighbor went to the night shift, and I saw him filling his fridge today.
   
9. Please tell me I’m not the only one who opens up their Hershey Kisses ever so gently so that the foil doesn’t tear.
   
10. If a mass murderer on death row ordered a Klondike Bar for his last meal I bet it would explain a lot.
    
11. Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? You still have to get up & take the disc out. It`s like having a remote to open the fridge.
    
12. Idea: maybe the police force for a town of 20,000 shouldn`t have access to weapons you ordinarily need cheat codes to get
    
13. It’s people that give drinking a bad name.
    
14. Women and children first because men deserve a little quiet time before the ship sinks.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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