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1. If someone is uncomfortable watching you masturbate they; A. Have intimacy issues B. Are frigid C. Should sit somewhere else on the bus
   
2. I wrote you this love poem: Here, just take my credit card.
   
3. Relieved to finally get a new microchipped debit card that provides added security to protect the $13.68 in my checking account.
   
4. A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind
   
5. Just belted the dog in the drivers seat and pushed the car up to the drive-thru window
   
6. You`re not laughing out loud. You know it and I know it
   
7. My wife made me coffee this morning & winked at me when she handed me the cup. I`ve never been more scared of a drink in all my life.
   
8. The color 9 is my favorite letter.
   
9. My New Years resolution is to be more assertive if that`s okay with you guys?
   
10. You’d be more impressed with me if you never met anyone else.
    
11. This weekend, a woman in colorado gave birth inside a Wal Mart. Apparently, its the first thing found in a Wal Mart not made in China.
    
12. Don’t let anybody push you around ... unless you’re in a wagon, cuz that is just plain fun.
    
13. I just found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in my mom’s bedroom. I can’t believe it.. She’s a superhero!
    
14. Every pizza is a personal pizza if you eat the entire thing.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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