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Saturday January 18, 2025


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  1. "I`m on my way." -People who haven`t even left the house yet.
  2. My Christmas tree smells like pine, and is hanging from the shift lever in my car.
  3. I didn’t sign up for the 401k at work, because there’s no way I can run that far.
  4. My life is a lot like Ikea furniture with missing instructions. I’ll get it together eventually but it won’t ever feel quite right.
  5. You’re the shampoo in the eyes of my life.
  6. Tomorrow, I`m going to open up the time capsule I buried when I was a kid. I can`t wait to see how big my puppy got!
  7. There’s a good reason I’m up this late: because I have to wake up really early.
  8. People who get out of the car and actually have a sit down meal inside McDonald`s scare me.
  9. Sorry I said "at least it`s healthy" when you asked me how cute your baby was.
  10. I`ve decided to add more positivity in my life. So, now when I say someone`s an a@#hole, I qualify it with......... but he`s really good at it...........and I`m positive about that!
  11. No, I do not want to talk about how I got all these scratches. On a completely unrelated note; If you`ve ever wondered how many squirrels fit in a pillowcase,,,.. it’s 9.
  12. Studies show that men who have sex more often tend to have a longer life expectancy. Unless your wife finds out.
  13. I’ve taken off my pants in most malls that I’ve been to.
  14. Just killed a cricket at work, and, long story short, I`m now being asked to audition for Riverdance.




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