Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.

1. When they discover the center of the universe, alot of people will be shocked they`re not in it.
   
2. I`m a good singer. Unfortunately I have a bad voice.
   
3. For a minute there, I thought I had just wasted 60 seconds...
   
4. Sometimes I think, "Screw this, I will just be a stripper." Then I remember I am fat and I can`t dance.
   
5. You just don’t see enough people being taken away in straight jackets anymore.
   
6. I keep having this recurring nightmare that lasts 8 hours a day, Monday through Friday.
   
7. At work, sometimes I secretly brew decaf coffee in the normal pot so that everyone else works at my pace.
   
8. Paused Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory to go buy a Snickers. This is why I can`t watch Breaking Bad.
   
9. "Latte" is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee.
   
10. Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day.
    
11. Maybe if I tilt my head to the side I can understand English – dogs
    
12. The great thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbors.
    
13. Few people have the balls to admit when they`re wrong. Then again, few people have talking balls.
    
14. I miss the old days when I could say I wasn`t around and you couldn`t check Facebook or twitter to see if I was lying
    
    
    
    
    
    

    First403404405406407408409410411412413Last

    ©2025 Daily Silly Status