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1. Have you ever tried blind-folded archery? You don`t know what you`re missing.
   
2. Sorry I cut you off mid-sentence so I could sprint after an ice cream truck.
   
3. If we learned anything from the Mayans, it’s that if you don’t finish something, it’s not the end of the world
   
4. Friends are like snowflakes.... if you pee on them they disappear.
   
5. Yoga pants are just push up bras for your butt.
   
6. Before I die I`m going to eat a bag of popcorn kernels. My cremation should be spectacular.
   
7. Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, `You`re only interested in one thing,` and you can`t remember what it is.
   
8. Here`s a joke for all you mind readers...
   
9. One of the things I like to say to a girl after we have sex for the first time is "Hmm, damn weird... I heard you were better."
   
10. In case I drink too much and pass out for a while, Happy New Year you guys.
    
11. why do i feel like you are reading this
    
12. thinks it would be great if we really burped bubbles when we were drunk .. just like in cartoons.
    
13. My wife told me I have to quit playing poker all the time but I think she`s bluffing...
    
14. Saw A bumper sticker that said "Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap" not sure if he was a proud fat man or a disgruntled kidnapper though.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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