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Saturday January 18, 2025


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  1. I always knew that one day I`d end up face-down in the gutter. I just didn`t expect everyone to keep on bowling...
  2. I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for tomorrow afternoon.
  3. Valentines Day is the only day of the year that the guy with the smallest package gets the girl.
  4. I have been snoring a lot lately and apparently my coworkers find it distracting
  5. If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm.
  6. You know what else looks like a ring and has lots of power over people? Donuts.
  7. Is it wrong to drop off drunks at houses that aren`t theirs?
  8. My anaconda really doesn`t care if you got buns or not.
  9. When my kids grow up, I’m going to their house to break their stuff, eat all their food, make a huge mess, say I’m bored & then just leave!
  10. Whenever I watch the TV show Friends, I imagine I`m the seventh friend, Dirk, who just stays home while all his friends do stuff without him.
  11. If you feel bad because you didn’t do well on a final, just remember someone from your hometown is still trying to become a rapper.
  12. This chick I met last week says she wants a guy who is `funny and spontaneous`, yet when I tap on the kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed as a clown it`s all pantic and screaming.
  13. Why is it called Boob Sweat and not Humiditties?
  14. Netflix basically has every movie, except for the ones I actually want to watch.




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