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1. Just drank a `coffee to go` while sitting. Screw the system!
   
2. Facebook: Proving that just because you have an opinion doesn`t mean you should share it.
   
3. Things I`ve learned: There`s no cool way to chase after a bouncing ping-pong ball.
   
4. Note to self... next time my wife asks what`s on tv, don`t say dust
   
5. When I grow up I´d like to be a "Retired Lottery Winner."
   
6. Like this if you’re “never drinking again.”
   
7. Today I met one of those people on the bus that gets all pissed off when you put your finger in their mouth when they yawn.
   
8. In terms of procrastination, I`ve had a very productive day.
   
9. I can read your mind, your thinking about sex right now, no wait, wait.. that`s my mind, sorry, I can read my mind. . .
   
10. So far,,, I`ve spent 300% of this week exaggerating.
    
11. The only reason I keep people`s phone numbers in my phone is to avoid their calls..
    
12. 3 Things you need to know: Yes I Have. Yes I Can. Yes I will.
    
13. If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
    
14. Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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