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1. Before the internet I used to like people.
   
2. There is a huge difference between a hot girl and a girl wearing lesser clothes.
   
3. You know you are old when people keep telling you how young you look.
   
4. So after vacuuming with the new Dyson, I`m pleasantly surprised to learn that the carpet upstairs is actually hardwood.
   
5. The IRS suggests filing early to reduce the chance that someone will steal your identity and file before you. Honestly, if somebody wants my identity so badly they`ll file my tax return for me, go crazy. You can mow my lawn while you`re at it, too.
   
6. Headaches are when the voices inside my head get into a fist fight.
   
7. If I could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, there is no question. I would want them to be alive.
   
8. Although tequila is highly toxic, it can be used to dissolve the friend zone.
   
9. Only toilet paper deals with more a$$holes than I do.
   
10. A trail of clothes leading to my bedroom means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.
    
11. The more I drink the better my Idea`s seem to get.
    
12. Money went much further in the 1980s when you could peel the price stickers off milk cartons and stick them on anything you needed
    
13. Dear Fox news,I have yet to see any news about foxes. Sincerely, disappointed viewer.
    
14. Using dog shampoo when I run out of cat shampoo because I ran out of human shampoo a week ago.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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