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Saturday January 18, 2025


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  1. Helpful Tip: A ceiling fan won`t cut a bagel in half ... Not even on top speed
  2. I am out of wine, so I ate a bag of grapes and threw myself down the stairs.
  3. It`s so cold outside I had to put Jack in my Coke to keep it from freezing.
  4. Live in the moment. Unless the moment sucks. Then live on Facebook.
  5. Detroit and Chicago seem to be getting it right as of late. Limit all politicians to two terms. One in elected Office and one in prison.
  6. When a porn actress is rude at a restaurant, there`s really nothing the staff can put in her food for revenge.
  7. Don`t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
  8. I do 5 sit ups daily. It might not sound like much, but there`s only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
  9. The guy who invented the Time Machine has just died.... RIP DAVE JONES 2187-2014
  10. It`s kind of weird that beams of electricity strike down from the sky and we`re all just okay with it.
  11. It really pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script.
  12. Took the ice from my ice bucket challenge and put it in my whisky.
  13. I can`t believe people used to have to paint selfies.
  14. People who weigh their produce. What`s it like to have all the time in the world?




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