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1. I love that sound you make when you shut the hell up.
   
2. Son to mom: why should I sweep the floor? Mom to son: do you want to be an Olympic Curl champion?
   
3. If my job was to make health questionnaires, I`d slip in random stuff like "How fast can you run backwards?"
   
4. My neck, my back. My pizza and my snacks.
   
5. Don’t underestimate my ability to be hungry.
   
6. This job fair sucks... They don`t have one F*cking ride...
   
7. If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving. I don`t make the rules.
   
8. If you can`t celebrate Valentine`s Day with someone you love, forget about it at a bar that you like...
   
9. I roasted a turkey today, but I don`t think he got the jokes.
   
10. Some people are like eye-candy... I`m more like eye-meatloaf.
    
11. A pretty important part of being a dad is waiting in the car.
    
12. I swear on this f*cking chicken I will never swear again. Oops.
    
13. Work is the curse of the drinking class.
    
14. If they gave out awards for laziness, I would have to send somebody to accept it for me.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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