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1. When your coworker tells you they are getting a divorce a high five is not the right answer. Or so I`ve been told. Twice now.
   
2. SCIENCE FACT: If you close your eyes, you won`t be able to see.
   
3. I love the people in parking lots with "free kittens" signs because I too feel that kittens shouldn`t be oppressed.
   
4. Apparently Home Depot`s slogan of "You can do it; We can help" doesn`t apply to masturbation.
   
5. The best part of time travel will be sleeping until noon and making it to work on time at 8am.
   
6. Progress is made by lazy people looking for an easier way to do things
   
7. Dating a single mother is like pressing continue on some one elses saved game
   
8. Today`s interpretive dance was brought to you by "Spider On My Shirt". Up next we have "Oh jeeze, where did it go?!"
   
9. Lets not kid ourselves, if the zombie apocalypse broke out, there are a couple people we would swear were zombies so we could shoot them
   
10. How many decades of knowing someone before it`s rude to ask what their name is?
    
11. I`ve got a Tootsie Pop and seven hours until the aviary notices their Spotted Owl is missing. Let`s do this!
    
12. You know you can`t say "happiness" without saying "p*nis"
    
13. 90% of parenting is just screaming at your kids to stop screaming.
    
14. Marriage teaches you forgiveness, compromise and tons of other things you wouldn`t need if you`d stayed single.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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