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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. If someday we all go to prison for downloading Movies and TV shows, I just hope they split us up by genre.
  2. Simmer down joggers running in place at a stop light, simmer down.
  3. Sorry I got mad and said a bunch of things I meant but shouldn`t have said out loud.
  4. Life is not like a box of chocolates. Its more like a jar of jalapeños, what you do today can burn your a$$ tomorrow
  5. When life is stressful, do something to lift your spirits. Go for a drive. Go two or three thousand miles away. Maybe change your name.
  6. I hate when my mom tells people I`m 503 months old.
  7. Put on my workout clothes before going to the donut store just to give the impression I earned this.
  8. It was so cold that when we milk the cows we got ice cream.
  9. When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.
  10. To the lady at Costco with her son on a leash. I`m sorry that I asked if he was a rescue.
  11. I`m 0-9 on finding secret rooms behind bookcases.
  12. Just because I’m smiling, doesn’t mean I don’t want to hit you in the face.
  13. Whenever I fill out a job application with a box for "Race," I add a question mark and then write, "Anytime. Anywhere."
  14. You call it camping. I call it getting drunk with insects.




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