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1. All I`m saying is one of us is right and the other one is you.
   
2. Redneck Word : debate...i was gonna go fishin today but forgot to bring debate
   
3. Only 3 things can make me run. When someone yells, "Fire", "Free beer" or "The free beer is on fire”
   
4. Netflix should double as a dating site and be like "here are 9 other singles in your area that watched LOST for the past 11 hours."
   
5. My Bills are so big that I have to call them William now.
   
6. Where 5 minutes becomes 5 hours. Facebook.
   
7. Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said bet you can`t hit me with a quarter!
   
8. Neighbor said hi again. I`m just gonna move
   
9. Facebook: A place where people, who know so little about anything, have so much to say about everything.
   
10. Being a parent means hiding in a closet to eat a donut so you don`t have to share.
    
11. My ex has had a really hard time moving on. From what I can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)
    
12. This woman just flipped me off and I couldn`t agree more.
    
13. WebMD auto dialed an ambulance when I entered my chicken nugget intake.
    
14. If by time, you mean vodka, then yes, time does heal all wounds.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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