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Friday January 17, 2025



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  1. School is like an erection. It`s long and hard unless you`re Asian.
  2. Any perfume that claims it will help you seduce a man is lying if it doesn’t smell like a pizza.
  3. FYI: The signs that say "Falling Rocks"....I tried it.....it doesn`t.
  4. I decided I`m going to be poor... Its Cheaper :)
  5. You took the time to make your minivan look like a reindeer, but you can`t take one second to hit the turn signal an inch from your fingers?
  6. A cool thing about being in a relationship is that when you make a mistake you get to hear about it over and over.
  7. My math is never so quick or exact as when I see an old flame with a child.
  8. The best black Friday deal ... sleep - $0.
  9. Man I wanna throw a book at someones face and be like "I Facebooked you!"
  10. I used to be in a band called "missing cat". You`ve probably seen our poster.
  11. I hate it when TV shows say they contain "adult situations" but then don`t show anyone going to work, paying their bills or cleaning up their kid`s vomit.
  12. When my kid grows up they`re not aloud to date until they`re married.
  13. It`s really cold out there folks. If you`re heading to Wal-Mart, please wear two pairs of pajamas.
  14. I recently added squats to my workouts by moving the beer into the bottom shelf of the fridge.