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Friday January 17, 2025


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  1. Every woman in this world is beautiful...........except for the ugly ones!
  2. "You know, I wish I`d never gone to the pool that day." ~Marco Polo
  3. Sometimes all you need, is 500 million dollars.
  4. superbowl: the only time I actually look forward to watching commericals.
  5. The early bird catches the worm. And the late bird catches one of the other trillion worms left. What`s your point?
  6. So when is this `old enough to know better` suppose to kick in ?
  7. Mission Impossible: Ordering something at Subway without saying, "ummmm".
  8. I sooo did not want to go on a run today but those cops came out of nowhere.
  9. Theme parks can snap a clear picture of you on a rollercoaster at 70mph, but bank cameras can`t get a clear shot of a robber standing still.
  10. I don`t like it here anymore. As soon as I find my pants, I`m leaving!
  11. A smart man washes his hands after he pees. A wise man doesn`t pee on his fingers.
  12. If you think you have problems, remember that Malaysian man who told his wife he was flying to China... and now he can`t get out of his girlfriend`s apartment...
  13. Why can`t insomnia start in the morning.
  14. You know how sometimes as you fall asleep your whole body jolts you awake? That`s a ghost finishing sex with you.




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