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1. I wear a ski mask to bed so if there`s a home invasion, the intruder will think I`m part of the team.
   
2. Who the hell is Pete, and why do we do things for his sake?
   
3. Valentines Day is the only day of the year that the guy with the smallest package gets the girl.
   
4. MAN LAW 101: No man should ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man.
   
5. The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
   
6. Please don’t take anything I say personal or too seriously. I’m just an idiot with internet access.
   
7. What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life and you are starting back off at your last checkpoint.
   
8. I just found a piece of pizza in my trash can. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!! WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING!!
   
9. Alarm clocks should come with sounds like “tiny doll feet scampering into the closet” because I am not hitting snooze when I hear that
   
10. Spoiler alert: Your `97 Nissan Sentra doesn`t need one.
    
11. Give a man a fish and he`ll go to McDonald`s instead. Teach a man to fish and nope, still McDonald`s
    
12. A friend of mine asked if I was coming to her wedding. I said no, I`ll catch the next one. She`s mad at me now.
    
13. I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup, and just took probably the biggest vowel movement ever
    
14. I’m going to be very busy in the afterlife. the list of people I’m going to haunt grows everyday.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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