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1. When I was young I dreamed of saving the world, now I just dream of making through each month.
   
2. Love putting on underwear fresh out of the dryer. They`er so warm and cozy, and it`s fun to scan the laundromat and guess whose they are.
   
3. Easy way to kill me: Dangle a spider from my rearview mirror while I`m driving.
   
4. All bad decisions are ultimately made using the same piece of resounding logic: “Screw it.”
   
5. I like to log into facebook and leave a status just to show I`m here. Or am I?
   
6. I love this oscillating fan, 5 out of every 15 seconds.
   
7. Sometimes I get so mad at myself for being too lazy that I don`t even do anything about it.
   
8. Whew! Thank you warning label I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower.
   
9. Next time a guy says he wants to fight you, just say "not in that outfit!" and roller skate away
   
10. The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat…It’s watching what other people eat.
    
11. Studies show that people who want tribal tattoos are directly related to living under a rock
    
12. My wife treats me like a God…She takes very little notice of my existence until she wants something.
    
13. My anger management class pisses me off
    
14. I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99
    
    
    
    
    
    

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