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1. I don’t like being told what to do…unless I’m naked.
   
2. I`ve just borrowed a book on surgery from my local library. Apparently someone`s taken the appendix out.
   
3. New Years Eve. It takes 24,367 bolts to put a car together and only 1 nut to spread it all over the road, please don`t drink and drive and become the nut
   
4. A fun way to give your man a little scare is to ask him, "Do you know what tomorrow is?" and watch the panic set in.
   
5. I don’t repeat gossip, so listen carefully
   
6. Please don`t post that political joke you just came up with. . . it really wasn`t that funny to begin with. Thanks for understanding. -the rest of us
   
7. My 2017 resolution is to stop thinking so much about the future.
   
8. I just ate Pasta and Anti-Pasta, but they annihilated each other, now I am hungry again.......
   
9. "My place is a mess" - Every girl, ever.... "Well in that case, I`m not coming in" - No guy, ever
   
10. Mac & Cheese doesn`t contain many vitamins, so it`s important you always eat a bunch of it.
    
11. I don`t know why the Petco cashier gave me this look when I asked for the fish`s Birth date.
    
12. Whenever I see a celebrity photobomb, I`m like, that`s so relatable. I too constantly ruin moments and think I`m more fun than I actually am
    
13. Indecisiveness is just mental constipation.
    
14. I`ve been texting so much lately that I move my thumbs from side to side when I`m actually talking to someone.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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