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1. Just got back from a vacation in Nevada...turns out that money can by you love.
   
2. Dear Mother-in-Law, Do not tell me how to handle my child, I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement.
   
3. I do 5 situps every morning. I know it doesn`t sound like much, but there`s only so many times one can hit the "snooze" button......
   
4. This guy keeps asking me to help pet his neglected, one-eyed trouser snake. What a sweet guy! I think he`s a vet. Ladieeees! A doctor!!
   
5. Boobs, because you can`t motorboat a personality.
   
6. In the 1960s, if you said "All my music is in the cloud" it was due to mushrooms; not Apple.
   
7. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I`m totally flexible
   
8. You know it`s time to get a girlfriend when you masturbate in different positions
   
9. I only use elevators for one thing. Surprise group hugs
   
10. I just went into an AOL chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks.
    
11. Easy come, easy go describes my last 12 cases of beer and 17 relationships.
    
12. Why don`t family members send me money for my birthday anymore? I need it now more than when I was 7
    
13. tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes
    
14. Nothing in the world is more expensive than a girl who`s free for the weekend.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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