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1. You cant ask "What do you mean by that?" without sounding pissed off
   
2. People who live in glass houses should not throw orgies
   
3. I was halfway to the state line before I realized the sirens were part of the song that was playing
   
4. They say you`re not supposed to go to the grocery store when you`re hungry. It`s been several days now, what should I do?
   
5. Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you & they`re stabbing it? No? How about now?
   
6. Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions.
   
7. I don`t think its a coincidence that "Sober" and "So bored" sound very much alike
   
8. For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping.
   
9. How about a T.V. show that just explains the backstory on all of the “For External Use Only” warning labels.
   
10. The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat…It’s watching what other people eat.
    
11. Being gay is fine. Being lesbian is fine. Being straight is fine. But do you know what’s not fine? Wearing crocs. That is NOT okay
    
12. Im so lazy today, I am going to watch fast and furious in slow motion.
    
13. It`s the weekend!!! The " Responsible Adult Button" has been switched to OFF!!
    
14. It`s not you, it`s me. I can`t stand you.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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