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1. Whatever I did to make you hate me, I’d like to know. I have other people I can use that on.
   
2. A synonym is a word you use when you can`t remember how to spell the other word.
   
3. It`s only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
   
4. CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE: Oh... I have nothing to say, I just crave the spotlight.
   
5. I stamp my hand on Saturday morning so it looks like I went out on Friday night.
   
6. My bank balance is a constant reminder that I`m safe from identity theft
   
7. Just got in 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick an ice cube up off the kitchen floor.
   
8. I like when google answers my stupid questions because it means I`m not the only one asking google stupid questions.
   
9. I couldn`t be on a reality show because I wouldn`t want my mom to see how many times I make the jerk-off motion when we talk on the phone
   
10. The downside of dating intelligent women is having to Google what they call you when it ends badly
    
11. The easiest way to escape a conversation is to interrupt the other person and say "this conversation is going great" every few seconds
    
12. If the zombie apocalypse happened in Vegas…would it “stay in Vegas”?
    
13. They say you are what you eat. I don`t remember eating a sexy beast this morning...
    
14. Facebook should have an "I`ve seen enough" button.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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