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Friday January 17, 2025


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  1. I don`t hate you, I`m just not necessarily excited about your existence.
  2. People hate the truth. Luckily, the Truth doesn`t give a $#!t.
  3. Ok advertisers, for the last time. I’m playing a game I downloaded for free. So, the fact that you chose to advertise here means your product is grossly overpriced…
  4. You know you`re getting older when you play GTA and spend 3 hours just walking around the map trying to find where you parked your car.
  5. If I ran the country, things would be a lot better ... Well, for me anyway.
  6. We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like: “Well I’m bored, let’s go brush our teeth.”
  7. You should get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep... 9 if you`re an ugly bitch...
  8. I should come with a warning label.
  9. The only thing actually impossible in life is taking a picture for a group of women and having ALL of them like it.
  10. I bet if you walked up to any table at a restaurant and said "Good afternoon folks" they will let you take their order.
  11. There`s no room in my life for B.S. ... Unless it`s burritos oand salsa
  12. Life is hard ... It`s harder if you`re stupid.
  13. It should be a rule that if you dress up like a red hair clown , you get a free happy meal at McDonalds .....I`ll pay this time , but I`m not happy ... !!
  14. My dad use to take me to the circus to see the clowns, freakshows and the bearded lady. Now... I can see them anytime shopping at Walmart.




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