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1. Have you heard about the new movie called constipation? It hasn`t come out yet.
   
2. I am currently watching the Holy Grail of horror movies. There are 10 minutes left and the black guy is still alive.
   
3. Hump Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
4. The object of golf.... is to play the least amount of golf.
   
5. I think once we get past the restraining orders, court dates, and the stalking charges we can really make this relationship work.
   
6. I start to feel really anxious when my work piles up. I never know what to ignore first.
   
7. Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.
   
8. I`m just going to start wearing a shirt to work that says "I`m good, thanks for asking."
   
9. I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things.
   
10. 9 out of 10 times, if you call the 1-800 number printed on a consumer product, the person who answers won`t tell you what they`re wearing.
    
11. Fat, single and ready for a Pringle.
    
12. You’ll never get the same results running in place as you will running from a lion.
    
13. Thank God I still have a few days left to achieve my goal of “going to the gym in 2014.”
    
14. change your birthday on facebook to today, see how many people say happy birthday for APRIL FOOLS!!!! lol
    
    
    
    
    
    

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