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1. A baby`s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear, Unless it`s 3am. And you don`t have a baby, And you`re home alone.
   
2. Nothing says "I mean business" like bringing a shopping cart to the liquor store.
   
3. Every semicolon I have ever used has been a complete guess
   
4. "You`re better than that" is almost never true
   
5. When I die I want my body donated to science, but more specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life…
   
6. DATING TIP: never reveal how many cats you have.
   
7. I don`t plan anything as well as I plan which alcoholic beverage I`m going to consume once I leave work.
   
8. Do you realize that Scrooge was essentially water-boarded into changing his outlook on Christmas?
   
9. It turns out if you cry at the DMV they`ll let you take a second photo
   
10. Did anyone else go into a furious, violent rage when they found out that George Lucas filmed most of Star Wars here on Earth?
    
11. I cannot turn water into wine but, I can turn ice cream into breakfast so that’s pretty neat.
    
12. Missed connection: I was a 15 year old boy, you were 1984 Madonna.
    
13. You have no idea how funny I am to me.
    
14. Women, we don`t say this enough, but thank you...Thank you for not killing us in our sleep. Sincerely, Men.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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