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1. Why are you showing me pictures of your kid if you have a dog?
   
2. Do you guys dance in the shower too? This morning I did the robot! (I short circuited and stared at the wall for 40 minutes, broken)
   
3. If you ever want to watch a women feel herself up for ten minutes, hide her cellphone.
   
4. Twerking is just shaking your a$$? Why did we need a new word? A$$-shaking has served us well for centuries.
   
5. I`m trying to cut back on posting pics to Instagram, so I`m not going to eat anymore.
   
6. As a child, my mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called "Identity Theft".
   
7. Women seem to want security. At least that`s what they yell whenever I approach them.
   
8. Sometimes, you wonder what the hell the music video has to do with the song.
   
9. I was only 6 numbers away from winning the powerball.
   
10. I puked in the backseat of my friend`s brand new Mustang in the Fall of 1989. There wasn`t any social networking back then, so I`m telling you all now...
    
11. I don`t care what the expiration date says, I have to smell it
    
12. I am going to open "The Karma Cafe" There will be no menus though. You will get what you deserve!
    
13. Last night I got so drunk I blacked out for two hours, but then I realized I’d just put my hoodie on backwards
    
14. I`m thinking of making a sax tape to make myself well known like some of the bad boys and girls do...does it matter if I can`t play it?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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