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1. If you listen real closely, you can hear my alarm clock laughing as I set it.
   
2. Let’s get naughty and save Santa the trip.
   
3. Neighbor just yelled at me for playing in his sprinkler. Note to self, I should wear clothes next time.
   
4. Being fat is when you watch Jurassic Park and wonder if dinosaur tastes good.
   
5. Someone needs to take a chain saw to your family tree.
   
6. My dog’s ratio of digging holes in my yard to finding buried treasure is not where I’d like it to be.
   
7. Nothing embarrasses psychics more than throwing them a surprise birthday party.
   
8. "Something`s wrong. He`s never walked this far before."- what my shoes would say if you walked a mile in them.
   
9. Next time a guy says he wants to fight you, just say "not in that outfit!" and roller skate away
   
10. Started working on my taxes today and learned why the form is called 1040. For every $50 I make, I get $10 and the gov`t gets $40...
    
11. It`s a bad sign when your credit card bill has a comma and your bank statement doesn`t!
    
12. My wife and I have been happily married for two years. 1997 & 2004
    
13. F*ck you, regular cars that look like police cars. Also vice versa.
    
14. Today has been approved by both my middle fingers.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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