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1. All I`m saying is that the cheese grater wouldn`t have 4 sides if they wanted you to wash it after every use.
   
2. There is a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”
   
3. Whenever a little kid asks me to push him on the swing I remind him there are children his age in China making iPhones.
   
4. If you don`t have anything nice to say, say it anyway, `cause it might be really really funny.
   
5. Nothing says "high-functioning alcoholic" like being really good at darts.
   
6. I`ll call it a smartphone the day I yell "Where`s my phone?" and it yells "Down here! In the couch cushions!"
   
7. Today, I am doing my part to conserve energe, I’m going back to bed.
   
8. If you’re happy and you know it, you’re probably exhausting to be around.
   
9. Funny word combinations :Clearly misunderstood, Exact estimate, Small crowd, Act naturally, Found missing, Fully empty and above all ... Happily Married
   
10. A slutty girl is like the first slice of bread in a loaf. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it.
    
11. Don`t be ashamed of who you are. That`s your parents job.
    
12. If your father is poor, Its your fate, but if your father-in-law is poor, then its your fault!
    
13. My p@nis was in the Guiness Book of Records. Untill the librarian kicked me out
    
14. The best part about pooping with the bathroom door open in the morning is being able to see everyones face at Starbucks.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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