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1. I wonder if angry people know about naps?
   
2. People always get so excited about the next generation iPhone but no one has caught up with the awesome technology that`s called a Turn Signal.
   
3. 9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
   
4. I scream, You scream, We all scream, Because grandpa forgot his hearing aids again.
   
5. Yesterday was international ninja day and I didn`t even know. Well played ninja day, well played.
   
6. I like my women how I like my straws …. Bendy and full of liquor.
   
7. Not remembering where I set my drink down must be the same feeling parents have when they lose their four year old at the mall.
   
8. Alex, I`ll take WTF for a $1000
   
9. People pay to sponsor animals in the wild and get pic updates on it. Well if anyone would like to sponsor me I will send you a selfie a day.
   
10. 500 recipes pinned to my Pinterest board. Eating a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.
    
11. Good for you, people that do things.
    
12. I only support ghost hunting if you need the ghost for food.
    
13. Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for — in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
    
14. I don`t get in trouble, I just get into questionable situations.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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