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1. I wish my mind had a delete button.
   
2. Chess says everything about men & women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants.
   
3. At least men and women agree on one thing, they both don’t trust women.
   
4. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
   
5. Oh, you think you have relationship problems? Try separating me from my bed in the morning...
   
6. Good morning to some...Hello to others...And f*uck you to the rest!!
   
7. Well, THAT Jehovah`s Witness isn`t going to forget anytime soon what they witnessed when I answered the door.
   
8. Tip Of The Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked “do you have any firearms with you?” do not reply “what do you need?”
   
9. A bachelor party is a lot more appropriate after a divorce than before a wedding.
   
10. If you have to guess what a commercial is selling, it`s always perfume.
    
11. Whenever I meet a new girl, I introduce myself by shaking hands with my left hand. I don’t want her to meet her competition right away.
    
12. Well, it`s easy to tell I`m single. It`s Saturday night and I`m at home updating my facebook status...
    
13. What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet.
    
14. I wasn´t born with enough middle fingers to show you how I feel
    
    
    
    
    
    

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