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1. Eventually I will find Bigfoot and he will tell me all he knows about Hide & Seek.
   
2. Just once, I would like to see a person on a daytime talk show say, "dad was a good parent...mom was a good parent...the problem is me, I`m just a sh!thead."
   
3. Yeah but why do they call him Bigfoot if both of his feet are the exact same size
   
4. feels like I`m forgetting to flip someone off today.
   
5. If electricity comes from electrons… does that mean that morality comes from morons?
   
6. I love you in a bipolar way because I hate you.
   
7. Will you go with me to my therapist tomorrow? He thinks I`m making you up.
   
8. Woke up to gun shots this morning. Luckily my wife has horrible aim.
   
9. You know its going to be a b!tch of a day when you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
   
10. Bitch, you`re just like monday, nobody likes you -_-
    
11. I don`t appreciate my son`s teacher circling all the wine stains on his homework.
    
12. Is your family tree a cactus? Because everyone on it is a prick.
    
13. One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or complain. But it was a long time ago, and it was just for that one day.
    
14. I`ve got worms !!!! ......... worms in me garden
    
    
    
    
    
    

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