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Friday January 17, 2025



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

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  1. There’s a limit of how close you should be to another man when taking a selfie.
  2. I started to question my sanity this morning, It told me to "Shut up and chew through the straps....). I was free by noon......Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
  3. A dog running a hundred miles to retrieve a stick? That`s pretty far-fetched.
  4. My three biggest fears are mouses, wolfs & proper pluralization.
  5. Don`t give me a sec, give me lots of secs.
  6. keep scrolling… it gets better lol
  7. That amazing moment when you smack the remote and it actually works!
  8. After a certain point, the `F` on the thermometer no longer stands for Fahrenheit.
  9. The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
  10. awesome
  11. For once in my life, I’d like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my p@nis is.
  12. I`d like to share my innermost thoughts and feelings with all of you, but I`m afraid they`ll be used against me in court someday.
  13. WARNING: Every single thing I post from here on in, is alcohol induced.
  14. My ice bucket challenge: 1. Buy bucket 2. Add ice 3. Add 12 beers 4. Sign into FB and drink