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Friday January 17, 2025



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  1. Sometimes late at night, I dig a hole in the back yard to keep the nosey neighbor`s guessing.
  2. I`m a good singer. Unfortunately I have a bad voice.
  3. I have no words to describe this day. I do however have a number of obscene gestures that would work.
  4. People often say laughter is the best medicine, but they neglect to mention that an overdose can cause one’s a$$ to fall off.
  5. You`re from my dreams... Or nightmares. I can`t decide which.
  6. My workout plan really only consists of me wandering around in parking lots because I forgot where I parked...
  7. Saying you like one political party over another, is like saying one filthy whore is prettier than the other filthy whore.
  8. I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know NASA
  9. I just saw a disclaimer that said “don’t try this at home”, so I tried it at my neighbors house.
  10. All those years of getting horrible elementary school pictures was just society`s way of preparing you for your driver`s license photo.
  11. I want to grow old and disgusting with you.
  12. My boss was all, "Do you know why I called you to the office, " and I was like, "I dunno is there a hidden security camera in the bathroom."
  13. Anyone going to stare at their phones anywhere cool this weekend?
  14. Walmart has their new Savings Catcher app... I`m thinking savings isn`t the only thing you will catch ...