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Thursday January 16, 2025



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  1. It`s pretty stupid the way mornings have to come every morning.
  2. I`m not upset because it`s Monday, I`m upset because I have to wear pants
  3. Advantage #46 of being single. I have entire closets that are completely empty.
  4. Woke up this morning, looked in the mirror & said out loud, "You gotta bring it today!" ... So I packed a lunch and went to work.
  5. I’m really bad at measuring the correct amount of pasta when cooking, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti tonight…I got extra.
  6. Calm down ... Take a deep breath and hold it for about 30 minutes.
  7. Women are fascinated by mythical creatures like unicorns, vampires, and men who are good listeners...
  8. It should be socially acceptable to end any boring conversation by shouting "UNSUBSCRIBE!"
  9. Use Angie`s List if you want a plumber to come over. Use Craigslist if you want that plumber to come over with no pants.
  10. If you want to keep a secret from me, put it inside a Facebook event invitation.
  11. A pretty important part of being a dad is waiting in the car.
  12. My doctor said I need to workout with dumb-bells. Would any of you like to go jogging with me?
  13. Dear Fox news,I have yet to see any news about foxes. Sincerely, disappointed viewer.
  14. RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! LIKE if I’m right!!!!