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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. I`ve done so much f*cked up sh!t while I was drunk that I have to drink to forget it all.
  2. Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour’s wife; And beer as COLD as your own. :)
  3. I did responsible things all day so tonight will consist of nothing that even resembles responsibility.
  4. If I had the money I`d hire 2 private investigators to follow each other
  5. What Meatloaf wouldn`t do for love I would probably do for a six pack.
  6. I’m too young to be too old for everything.
  7. For every action, there’s an equal and opposite reaction. Plus a social media overreaction.
  8. I have a fear of speed bumps, but I`m slowly getting over it.
  9. More celebrities should donate blood. I mean, imagine having the blood of Will Smith running through your veins.
  10. LIKE if you hide your favorite food from your family
  11. Pocketwatches were replaced by wristwatches, which became digitalwatches, which were replaced by mobile phones. Which we keep in our pockets
  12. If I had a jet pack I would look AWESOME dying within the first 2 minutes of having a jet pack.
  13. Copy this and paste it in your status if you know someone, or have heard of someone who knows someone.. If you don´t know anyone, or even if you´ve heard of someone who doesn´t know anyone, then do still copy this. It´s important to spread the message. Oh and the hearts ? ? ? ? For crap´s sake, don´t forget the hearts! ? ? ? ?
  14. Starbucks isn`t really that expensive compared to how much Victoria`s Secret charges per cup.




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