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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. My neighbors got so weird when I asked how many bodies they thought were buried in their yard. I meant roughly, not like an exact number.
  2. If I had a dollar for every girl that told me I was unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.
  3. 5 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date, today I asked her to marry me ... She said no both times
  4. Can Walmart be a feeling? I think that`s how I feel today.
  5. Its funny how your friends change , Meet new people and forget about you . :( But just know i`ll still be in your heart?
  6. I never owned a telescope, but it`s something that I`m thinking of looking into.
  7. I’m quite confident that the reason I’m single is because I didn’t forward that chain letter in 2003.
  8. The only thing worse than having it rain after you wash your car is have to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
  9. It turns out if you cry at the DMV they`ll let you take a second photo
  10. I`m not sure who looks more frightened & confused when someone knocks on my door, the dog or me?
  11. Cheers to alcohol! The cause of, and solution, to all of life’s problems!
  12. Women who tell me I have commitment issues have never seen me with a large pizza.
  13. On demand sucks. Hoarders made me fill up the dumpster and clean the house. Now I want to collect coupons and go to the pawn shop....
  14. There are 10 types of people in the world, Those that understand binary, and those who don`t.




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