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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife’s can shorten it.
  2. Please either stop being so attractive or make out with me, it`s your choice.
  3. Instead of exes, they should be called whys.
  4. All I`m saying is, I`ve never seen my ex and Satan in the same room together.
  5. This pizza looks like a pie chart of 100% good news.
  6. I’m going to start telling girls that I’m available for a limited time only in hopes that their shopping instinct kicks in.
  7. Having kids is like being at a press conference: "No, you can`t put the dog in the washer - next question." "No, you can`t really fly -next"
  8. Ha, SUCKA`S! I just smuggled a bag of popcorn into the movie theater. Now I just need to borrow their microwave.
  9. The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
  10. I love updating my Facebook status while crossing the stre
  11. Just once, I`d like to clock out from work by sliding down a dinosaur.
  12. Five second rule? Pfft. What`s the point of having an immune system if you`re not going to use it?
  13. They say dolphins are the second smartest animal after humans, but I`ve never seen a dolphin with a face tattoo.
  14. If life is a Bitch, then why hasn´t it made me a Sandwich




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