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1. May you never be as bored as whoever figured out that holding a seashell to your ear sounds like the ocean
   
2. Just because it`s a bad idea, doesn`t mean it`s not going to be a good time.
   
3. Calm down mechanic guy. Just here for an oil change. If I wanted to know about all the other shit wrong with my car I`d turn the radio down.
   
4. Marriage is just a 50 year long negotiation over thermostat settings.
   
5. I really have important work to get done, but I really just want to sit here and complete a quiz on what percentage redneck I am..
   
6. I`m not the type of person you want to put on speakerphone.
   
7. Bad news, guys. Throwing a cat through a wall doesn`t make a funny, cat-shaped hole
   
8. WTF, I feel like I pay these bills every month.
   
9. “People will believe anything if you whisper it.”
   
10. I`m no different than any other bachelor. I put my pants on one leg at a time and clean the house once every new girlfriend.
    
11. Why does no one ever talk about where a bear pees?
    
12. Whoever convinces blind people that they need sunglasses,, is one heck of a salesman....
    
13. No matter how fast you run, the serial killer always walks faster.
    
14. Somebody needs to teach opportunity how to use a doorbell.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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