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1. Hey I just met you... And this is Crazy... But this is a nice restaurant... So, Silence your baby!
   
2. The most annoying are those people in great shape at the gym…. I’m like, “What are you doing here? You’re done.”
   
3. I was going to write something profound and memorable here, but I can`t remember what it was.
   
4. I decided I`m going to be poor... Its Cheaper :)
   
5. Barbie has an awful lot of things for a girl who`s knees don`t bend.
   
6. Can we just stop with the pre-sliced cheese? Is anyone so busy that they don’t have time to cut the cheese?
   
7. I am at the gym! Well, the parking lot. They have free wi-fi.
   
8. If animals spoke our language we`d be in their debt because they`d have some seriously incriminating dirt on all of us.
   
9. I`m still trying to get over the fact that oranges are pre-sliced by nature.
   
10. Goodnight, good people - and nite nite to the naughty ones too!
    
11. Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario & how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal, but had no milk. I used ice cream.
    
12. According to WebMD I have déjà vu... but not only that, I also have déjà vu according to WebMD.
    
13. Turns out indoor stone throwing is a mistake no matter what your house is made of.
    
14. Dear whoever ate my fries while i was in the ball pit at McDonald`s... grow up!!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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