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1. I`m actually a pretty normal person when you ignore the faint cries for help coming from my basement..
   
2. The self-checkout line was a miracle for the condom industry.
   
3. It`s Friday! High-five some sh!t!
   
4. If you`re reading this then I`m wishing you a Happy New Year! Stay safe, have fun, and remember, I like New Years gifts too!
   
5. To me, suicide seems selfish. For all I know, someone else might want to kill me
   
6. WTF, marathoners? I don’t even like to drive 26 miles.
   
7. Freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door.
   
8. Drink till she´s cute, but stop before the wedding
   
9. It turns out that 3 is the amount of times you can suck on your dentist`s finger before she stops believing that you`re doing it accidentally.
   
10. I think it’s pretty cool how Chinese people made a language made entirely out of tattoos.
    
11. You bring the friendship, I`ll bring the benefits.
    
12. Whenever I have a panic attack, I put a brown paper bag over my mouth ... and drink all the vodka inside ... It seems to help
    
13. Well, I’m bored again. Time to open the fridge
    
14. Sometimes when you first meet someone you just know you want to spend the rest of your life ... Avoiding them
    
    
    
    
    
    

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