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1. United States is where moms get a day and shark get a whole week.
   
2. Some days I’d like to take a chainsaw and cut a few branches off my family tree.
   
3. Shoutout to my parents for not wearing a condom and creating the most awesome person alive.
   
4. Is it too early for extra nog in my egg?
   
5. TV needs to stop putting up those stupid “viewer discretion” warnings. My mom is sick of me calling her for clearance.
   
6. Has anybody tried unplugging Congress and then plugging it back in?
   
7. Women are fascinated by mythical creatures like unicorns, vampires, and men who are good listeners...
   
8. A communist joke isn`t funny unless everyone gets it.
   
9. The guy who used to proofread Hitler`s speeches was the first grammar Nazi.
   
10. You had me at "do we need to stop at the liquor store on the way to your place"
    
11. Cheer Up. Right now, somebody, somewhere, is thinking about you naked.
    
12. LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren’t paying attention.
    
13. When people ask me for advice, I tell them, “Use your best judgment,” which they clearly don’t have if they are asking me for advice.
    
14. I was always a believer in evolution....then I spent an hour at Walmart and now I`m not so sure
    
    
    
    
    
    

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