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1. Black ice is just like regular ice except it dies first in movies.
   
2. When it comes to bug protection, you just can`t beat "OFF!".
   
3. So my friend is mad at me because I slept with her ex. Her instructions were very clear when they broke up, she said "F*ck that guy!"
   
4. What did the Japanese man say to the other Japanese man? Something in Japanese,
   
5. Good judgement comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgement
   
6. DRINK BEER SAVE WATER..www.godrunk.com
   
7. This by far is your most f*ck up idea ever ... I`ll be there in 10 minutes.
   
8. I wonder if there are birds that prefer not to sing in the morning and that just roll around in their nests until noon.
   
9. I am now convinced that the homeless people have all of the shopping carts that do not have the wobbly wheels.
   
10. The problem with the girl of my dreams is that she’s never around when I’m awake.
    
11. The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.
    
12. Depending on how you look at it, half of 8 could be 4, 3, or 0.
    
13. Do you women realize how silly you all look with your clothes on?
    
14. The moment you empty your vacuum cleaner is the moment you become a vacuum cleaner.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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