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1. It’s proving very difficult to find a shop selling “Left Guard” for my other armpit…
   
2. Dear Santa: My sister is the "naughty" one ... trust me.
   
3. I’m at Code 5 today. I don’t know. It’s something this lady in the coffee shop said and I liked it. So now I’m using it, too.
   
4. My life is like a romantic comedy expect there’s no romance and it’s just me laughing at my own jokes
   
5. I`m trying to cut back on posting pics to Instagram, so I`m not going to eat anymore.
   
6. Women come in two types: batsiht crazy and hot enough to ignore the batsiht crazy…
   
7. I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again, if you drive a Nissan but don`t call it Liam then what is even the point of you
   
8. Apparently typos only become visible to the human eye after you hit send.
   
9. When a pizza guy comes to my door, I like to answer wearing the same uniform as him and holding a pizza.....and then insist that he called me
   
10. I may be crazy but I say if you can`t talk to yourself, who can you talk to.
    
11. I think it`s about time Taylor Swift wrote a song called "Maybe I`m the Problem"
    
12. Life really is all down-hill once you get to big too ride in the shopping cart anymore isnt it??
    
13. I get very competitive at "All You Can Eat Buffets."
    
14. i dont have drain bramage.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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