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1. I’m having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes actually. Okay, all grapes. Fermented grapes. Ok, I’m having wine for dinner.
   
2. If you`ve never played Tetris, you`re probably useless at loading a dishwasher
   
3. Online dating is like shopping for a car online... show me the carfax!! I wanna see the history!
   
4. Once I made a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time.
   
5. Internet dating: the odds are good but the goods are odd.
   
6. Comcast is doing home security now so if your house is being robbed they will get the police there on Tuesday between the hours of 8 & 12.
   
7. One day on Mercury lasts about 1,400 hours. Roughly the same as one Monday on earth feels.
   
8. I`ve written my own book called 50 Shades of Gravy. It`s very saucy. :D
   
9. Why do we only crave what`s bad for us? Alcohol, deep fried food, cake... You never hear anyone say "I`d kill for some salad."
   
10. “Hey baby, do you smell that?” “No.” “Me neither, start cooking.”
    
11. I`ve already had two beers which automatically means my day is already better than yours.
    
12. I`ll tell you what`s wrong with modern society. Nobody ever drinks out of the skulls of their enemies anymore.
    
13. Twerking is the crocs of dancing.
    
14. Suddenly I can`t remember if it`s ok to use tampons as Nerf darts or if it`s the other way around.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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