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1. The face jewelry is getting out of hand. I saw a guy today that looked like he had done a face plant in a tackle box.
   
2. I`m an outdoorsy kind of guy, I like to drink beer outdoors
   
3. I missed that one episode of The Walking Dead where they show us how the zombies keep everyone`s lawns so freshly mowed.
   
4. Summer is real cool until every f*ckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell.
   
5. A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the world ...Oh sorry ...That`s wine ...Wine does that.
   
6. Don`t hate every single one of your friends yet? Get Facebook.
   
7. Playing dead on the couch all day in case a bear attacks. That`s not lazy, that`s proactive.
   
8. I sooo did not want to go on a run today but those cops came out of nowhere.
   
9. Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?
   
10. Of course the Pilgrims had a lot to be thankful for, all their in-laws were back in Europe.
    
11. This coffee would work better if I could throw it at people.
    
12. I tried to give a cute waitress my phone number by writing it on the credit card receipt but accidentally tipped her 9 billion dollars.
    
13. Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance… The five stages of waking up.
    
14. That awkward moment when you are killing it on Mario Kart & then realize you are looking at the wrong side of the screen.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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