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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. How is it that when you are dead and a zombie you can rip open a man`s ribcage, but when you are alive you struggle with a bag of chips?
  2. Pinatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you’ll get what you want.
  3. So my friend is mad at me because I slept with her ex. Her instructions were very clear when they broke up, she said "F*ck that guy!"
  4. I try and avoid picking up turtles on the side of the road. Just in case they`re in the middle of a race.
  5. A mistress is something between a Mister and a mattress.
  6. When my dog sniffs another dog`s poop I can only assume that it`s their equivalent to checking a friend`s facebook page.
  7. I don`t have a drinking problem, I just celebrate everything! Like the fact that shirts have armholes, I`ll be celebrating that tonight.
  8. I’m starting to think we as a society may be trying to do too much with the Dorito.
  9. Life Tip: Hang out with people who make you forget to look at your phone.
  10. When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirins and keep away from children, just like the bottle says.
  11. Trust me... You don`t want my undivided attention.
  12. Jobs are like relationships. You have them, you cry about it. You don’t have them, you cry about it.
  13. Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance… The five stages of waking up.
  14. The new iPhone will have a finger print scanner. Or, in other words, Apple is about to amass the largest database of biometric data in the world. I’m sure the people of NSA are dancing like little school girls right now.




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