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1. I`ve discovered I own five umbrellas, if anyone wants to stage a musical number.
   
2. "Slow and steady wins the race." Unless it`s one of those weird races that puts an emphasis on speed
   
3. "I love Justin bieber" well I love McDonalds but you don`t see me making an account pretending to be a f*cking chicken nugget do you...
   
4. I keep trying to avoid trouble but I think it likes me.
   
5. Friend told me that on her strict new diet, she eats each meal naked in front of a mirror. I said would you like to come over for dinner?
   
6. You look like you only got about 5 of your 8 hours of beauty sleep last night...
   
7. the real full form of M.B.A....Married But Available
   
8. The first step is admitting you’re a problem.
   
9. Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed, it ruled.
   
10. There’s nothing like having a long to-do list to make me feel like doing absolutely nothing.
    
11. Of course everyone deserves a 2nd chance, but I gave yours to someone else.
    
12. Ladies, stop looking for a guy to sweep you off your feet. Sweeping is your job
    
13. You`ve cat to be kitten me right meow.
    
14. Baking soda seems like a scam. "Be sure to keep this box of magic white powder in the back of your refrigerator."
    
    
    
    
    
    

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