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1. lol <- looks like a stick man drowning. lol
   
2. If you borrow my laptop and the volume is at 16% go wash your hands immediately
   
3. I may not have great parenting skills, but in my defense the kids don`t have great childing skills either.
   
4. About 110,000 people contract chlamydia each month, more than signed up for Obamacare. Obamacare is less popular than chlamydia.
   
5. ´s status message is better than yours
   
6. They say you are what you eat but what happens if you didn`t mean to eat it. I don`t want to be a bug.
   
7. Whenever I move into a new neighborhood, the first thing I familiarize myself with is the liquor store coz you know priorities.
   
8. I wish I was as fat as the first time I thought I was fat.
   
9. Why is it that people who can eat really spicy food think the rest of us give a sh!t?
   
10. I don`t take steroids because I never want to look like I`m capable of helping my friends move.
    
11. I wish I could select all my responsibilities and press delete.
    
12. Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn`t make the cut.
    
13. Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.
    
14. I won employee of the month!!!…. again! I love being self employed.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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