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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. If you bend over and place your ear next to a girls vagina , you can clearly hear her say "WTF are you Doing!"
  2. Falling in love is like watching a sexy person eat hot, crispy bacon and wanting to eat some, too. Marriage is like listening to them chew.
  3. So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags” and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the “Bucs,” what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
  4. Fun thing to do: Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on peoples cars saying "sorry for the damage" and watch them look for it
  5. Boy if these walls could talk I`d be like "HOLY SH!T TALKING WALLS"
  6. Whoever invented self checkout greatly overestimated the general intelligence of the human race.
  7. To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great subway sandwiches.
  8. Cop: Been drinking tonight, ma`am? Me: No, I`m just dizzy b/c I`m having a heavy flow day. It`s really clotty and... Cop: You`re free to go.
  9. F*ck spiders. F*ck them and the way they move their legs, f*ck their ability to multiply by the million and f*ck their eight, beady little black eyes that offer unblinking, soulless glimpses of the blackest depths of hell itself.
  10. Well I just finished up some spring cleaning. Holy crap, owning a Slinky can be such a hassle.
  11. If your buttcrack is showing out of your pants. I will drop change in it and make a wish.
  12. I plan my entire day around the possibility of a nap.
  13. The best trick the devil ever pulled was calling herself "him".
  14. I hope when Bruce Willis dies, it`s from a Viagra overdose. That way the headline can read "Bruce Willis Died Hard".




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