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Is it rude to throw breath mints in someones mouth while they`re talking?
It`s not stretching if it doesn`t involve crazy dinosaur noises.
No matter how busy a guy is, he can always take out a moment from his busy life to just stop and stare at a beautiful girl.
It’s 2013, why does good food still have calories.
You’d think that with as much time as women spend looking at their ass in the mirror they would be able to reverse into a parking spot.
My cardio is shopping.
I think people who challenge me at Words With Friends are most impressed with my vast knowledge of three letter words.
Tomorrow is Valentines day, a holiday that comes along once a year to remind you that if you don`t have a special someone...I guess your alone.
Job interview `What is your biggest weakness?` `Honesty` `I don`t think honesty is a weakness` `I don`t give a flying *#(@ what you think!`
I thought we were both kidding when we made plans for me to watch your kid.
The wife almost caught me browsing on Facebook, but I quickly clicked over to a porn site. That was close.
I`m a compulsive liar. Every thing I say is a lie. And that`s the truth.
Full disclosure: All my statuses with less than 3 likes were made by my intern.