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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. Black ice is just like regular ice except it dies first in movies.
  2. One of the first things they tell you in AA is to stop hanging around alcoholics. So I listened, and never went back.
  3. Computer froze? Just press all the keys.
  4. As often as I lose lighters and sunglasses, it`s a good thing I never had kids. Or did I?
  5. That awkward moment when you have 10+ tabs open and you can`t figure out which one the music is coming from.
  6. I Wonder what Facebook Employees do to waste time at work ?
  7. There are no problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives.
  8. This company doesn`t know how much of an asset I am.. Or an ass-sit. They really should pay more attention.
  9. Do gun manuals haue a trouble shooting section?
  10. My career plans were much more exciting when I was 5
  11. never realized how awkward it is to study the reproductive system in a coffee shop.. until now.
  12. Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.
  13. They say dolphins are the second smartest animal after humans, but I`ve never seen a dolphin with a face tattoo.
  14. Black holes must be where God divided by zero.




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