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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. Almost time for my nightly foursome......... Me, my bed, my pillow and my blanket! What the hell were YOU thinkin` you perv!!!!!!
  2. Woah.. the room is spinning.. I knew the world revolved around me.. ;)
  3. Roses are red vilouts are blue your moms beautiful what happened to you!
  4. Earlier this morning, I was invited to join a XXX facebook group. I was somewhat intrigued until I realized it was a group for guys who like to wear really big shirts.
  5. Imagine this: You`re home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers `Bless you` and hangs up.
  6. My idiot future husband is out there somewhere pushing a pull door. I just know it.
  7. I fail to understand the ‘good’ part of ‘good morning’
  8. Some people think I say inappropriate things...I perfer to think of it as being f*cking honest.
  9. My winter wardrobe consists of my summer clothes layered on top of one and other.
  10. I`m glad it`s the thought that counts because I spend all day thinking about the sh!t I should be doing.
  11. awkward moment when the dentist is talking to you with his hands on your mouth
  12. If you lose a tooth as an adult, the tooth fairy gives you a trailer.
  13. Personal trainer said we`re going to try some dips today. I brought hot salsa and tangy cheese...He hates me.
  14. What if Justin Bieber is also Miley Cyrus? I mean have you ever seen them in one place at the same time?




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