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1. Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles.
   
2. If this world got any smaller I`d probably fall off - George T. Ignace
   
3. Roses are red vilouts are blue your moms beautiful what happened to you!
   
4. I am not the same person at 8am and 8pm.
   
5. As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I remind myself that you cant always trust Google maps
   
6. Shopping for bridesmaid dresses with 5 other women, today. If you never hear from me again, I committed suicide by nail file.
   
7. There is nothing like sitting naked in a beanbag chair eating Cheetos. ...I sure hope they let me back in Walmart.
   
8. what is the first thing a homeless person does when he`s on a computer? he searches through the recycle bin
   
9. Whenever someone asks me to sign their cast, I always write: `last warning, you have a week to get the money together.`
   
10. im so hungry, im farting fresh air
    
11. I`ve decided to take some time off Facebook so I can focus on work and, ok, I`m back
    
12. Sometimes you have to photoshop your life. Touch up edges, adjust the tones, blur the background, focus on yourself & crop some people out.
    
13. Kinda hard to believe not a single mutant at professor Xavier’s school had the power to heal a dude’s legs.
    
14. I liked Hoarders much better when it was called Sanford & Son.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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