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1. My nose is "running", that`s all the exercise I can handle for one day.......
   
2. Not every flower can say love, but a rose did. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus did. Not every dummy can read, but look at you go...
   
3. My trust issues began when there was no donkey in Donkey Kong.
   
4. 200 pictures of you at the bar and 2 pictures with your kids. You must be quite the mom.
   
5. Jehovah`s witnesses tell the worst knock, knock jokes
   
6. Fart jokes ain`t funny, they stink.
   
7. I Don’t answer text messages right when I get them so I don’t seem desperate. Then, I forget about them and never respond.
   
8. Tomorrow is Valentines day, a holiday that comes along once a year to remind you that if you don`t have a special someone...I guess your alone.
   
9. I hate it when people radiotype us blondes as dumb.
   
10. In an effort to explain marriage to my son I put Dora the Explorer on in Spanish and told him to figure it out or he sleeps on the couch.
    
11. I wonder who was the first person to see an egg come out of a chicken`s booty and think..."I`m gonna eat that!"
    
12. I find that some of the best jokes are the ones that drag you in slowly and then leave you waiting in antici...
    
13. If I was on drugs, this post would be amazing.
    
14. Good friends do not let you do stupid things….. alone :)
    
    
    
    
    
    

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